Gerti's Lie Insurance
Gerti's lie insurance is a horrible, unsuccessful business that nobody uses and nobody should use!

I'm lying! Gerti's Lie Issuance is a great way to cover up your tracks for when you commit a crime! I can help cover you for crimes you commit for the simple price of $29.99! no matter how big the crime is! I can help wether its theft, murder, trespassing, or anything else!


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